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Namedrops in Glee Episode 1.15, "The Power of Madonna"

Namedrops abound on this show. More often than not, a famous person's name is used as an insult to take someone down a peg or two — and that's something that we can completely support! To help you keep it all straight, we've compiled a list of the namedrops deemed important enough to make it into the mouths of the Glee characters this week. Did you catch them all?

Sue: Santana! What does your bracelet say?
Santana: WWMD.
Sue: What Would Madonna Do.

Rachel: Let's just say I was dating someone. Let's just say, hypothetically, we went to a Wiggles concert last Friday night, and then — because my dads weren't home — we went up to my room and started making out.

Rachel: What if, then he got really crabby and left, and didn't even take home the Care Bear I won him playing skee-ball?

Emma: I mean, look at their role models, you know? You've got Britney Spears and her shaved head, Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings, Ann Coulter...

Finn: Yeah, she's smokin' and everything, but can't some of us do something else, like the guy version of Madonna, like, you know... Pantera?

Santana (to Finn): Everything about you screams "virgin"; you're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid.

Will (to Sue): Oh, by the way — how's the Florence Henderson look working out for you? (Pause.) Oh, maybe you should try a new setting on your Flowbee. Oh, snap!

Rachel: [reading a book cover] Sondheim on Music. Jesse? Is that you?
Jesse: I picked the Stephen Sondheim biography section for our clandestine meeting place because only he would be able to express my melonchalia. I feel bad about what happened at your house. Do you still have my Care Bear?

Sue (to Mercedes and Kurt): Oh, hey there, Whoopi. Don Knotts.

Sue (to Will): Aw, chipper up, tiger. You know, I was down at the pharmacy today, and they're having a monster sale on Dep. [pause] Dep is a hair gel. And once again, I am making fun of your incredibly stupid hairdo.

Sue: Sorry, Angie Jolie, Catherine the Great. Madonna is the most powerful woman to ever walk the face of the earth.

Sue: I want you to listen very closely. You can have your Barbras, and your Chers, and your Christinas, and... wow, I just lost my train of thought. You have so much margarine in your hair.

Kurt: I'm going to Kabbalah. Is that too much?


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